I know.  The pain is excruciating.  It’s frustrating.  It’s unbearable.

Do you feel like hemorrhoids have taken over your life?

It’s because they have! Hemorrhoids have a way of sneaking up on you and taking your life in their grubby little nubs!

Want a quick relief?

I know you do!  Listen to this…

so simple…

so effective….

A warm bath.

What?  That’s it?  A warm bath?

Yep!  I swear to you!  The heat soothes like you wouldn’t believe!   Obviously, don’t add anything to the water.  Perfumes and salts will irritate like you don’t want!

Try a warm bath for about fifteen minutes once a hour and you’ll feel like you’re actually alive again!

Ok, that’s solving the immediate problem.  What about later on?

I hear you.  It sure would ruin a life pretty quick to run to the bath every 45 minutes.

“Oh excuse me Aunt Sally, I just need to take a good soak real fast!”  Not going to work is it?

Thanks to the world wide web, there is relief right at your fingertips.  Countless people have found relief in the privacy of their own homes.  You can too; and say good bye to the bath (although I bet you were the cleanest person on the block!)